I stopped in at the Madison Public Library, a former employer, in order to say hi to some people I used to work with. None were there at the time, so I went over to the cookbook section to have a look around. There, I got into a one-sided conversation with a gentleman looking for a book on hydroponics.
Man: Do you know where the hydroponic books are?
Me: Um, sorry–no, I don’t really know.
Man: I can’t find anything–it’s all these computers screwing up the numbers. If I ever find out who’s responsible for this new computerized system, I’ll slit his throat.
*tvol walks away slowly*
Whoa!